Mushroom Foraging Hats

Foraging has quietly become one of the fastest-growing outdoor hobbies in the country, with mycology club walks booking out and autumn rain turning into weekend plans. It is also the only hobby where the beginner's mistake is fatal, which is why its humor is so dry. Every mushroom is edible once is the oldest line in the pursuit and still the best one. This collection is written in that register: calm statements that get funnier the longer you look at them. This mushroom is probably fine. I found the mushroom, I'm eating the mushroom. I only trust mushrooms I can name. Alongside them sit the genuine identity pieces, MUSHROOM HUNTING and MUSHROOM FORAGER arched across the crown, MOREL HUNTER for the three weeks each spring when whole towns empty into the woods, and CHICKEN OF THE WOODS, a real mushroom with a name that sounds invented. Twelve designs in spruce, camo, khaki and stone, with green and gold thread. For the person whose spot is a secret and intends to keep it that way.