Mountain Biking Hats

Mountain biking has a language of its own, and a good share of it is about falling. Singletrack World's forum thread on a first time on clipless collects the same story again and again: forgot I was clipped in, toppled over, said a word. BikeRadar's glossary of MTB jargon defines "send" as hitting something with full effort, in a reckless manner, hoping for success, rather than expecting it. The same forums trade one-liners such as "It's not a climb, its undulating" and "my other bike is a bike". These mountain biking hats are for that crowd, not for road cyclists. The badges are MOUNTAIN BIKER, MTB MOM and MTB DAD; MTB MOM already sells as a design on Etsy. The sentence designs carry the jokes: an orthopedist who says thanks, clipless and clueless, roots, rocks and regret, and the rider who walks the scary parts. One is for the e-bike rider, in the year IMBA updated its stance to support Class 1 eMTB access to non-motorized trails where the land manager, consulting local mountain bikers, deems it appropriate. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the trailhead, or give one to the rider in your house.