Mosquito Magnet Hats

Mosquitoes find some people first, and if you are reading this you already know which kind you are. They track the carbon dioxide you exhale from as far as 150 feet away, and the folk explanation, sweet blood, is a myth: researchers point to the cocktail of microbes on your skin instead. The blood type O theory has some support in studies of tiger mosquitoes, though the results are described as far from conclusive, and none of it stops you from being the one slapping at your ankles while everyone else enjoys the campfire. These Mosquito Magnet hats are for the person every cookout, lake weekend and campground picks as the main course. Two badges, MOSQUITO MAGNET and MOSQUITO BAIT, name the condition outright. The sentence designs go further: the sweet blood everyone offers as consolation, a Type O five-star review, nine straight summers as league leader, bug spray as seasoning, and a last mosquito that left drunk for a week. That last phrase already circulates on TeePublic as a magnet design, and it earns a second colorway here, as does the buffet sign. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the lake, or give one to the friend who always comes home covered in bites.