Milestone Anniversary Still Married Hats

The milestone wedding anniversaries have names: silver for the 25th, ruby for the 40th, golden for the 50th, and the silver one is usually marked with a family gathering, a trip or a vow renewal. The shirts for it are already on sale, with titles like We Still Do 25 Years, Just Married 50 Years Ago and We Are Golden Together, but a search for them turned up no matching embroidered hat. This collection is that hat. STILL MARRIED and 25 YEARS MARRIED are the plain badges. The rest are the jokes a long marriage earns: a silver anniversary that is mostly silver hair, a golden one where she still laughs at his jokes, a wedding that predates cell phones, and a marriage that has outlasted most celebrity ones. MARRIED 40 YEARS KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT IS THE SECRET takes its advice from Howard Cully of Ohio, who credited 68 years of marriage to exactly that. I'D STILL SAY I DO 40 YEARS LATER is the first-person version of the I still do line, and either spouse can wear it. Every line points at the wearer or pays a compliment, so both of you can wear one to the same dinner. Each design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and I'D MARRY HER AGAIN and MY WIFE IS STILL OUT OF MY LEAGUE come in a second colorway.