Long-Suffering Sports Fan Hats

Fans of the worst teams talk about their loyalty like a chronic condition. A Browns fan wrote that he often questions why his dad raised him to be a fan, and a Cubs fan wrote that he became one because of his dad, knowing they would probably lose more than they won. Another columnist called Lions fandom an illness that can't be cured, and a Jets fan joked that it might cut roughly three years from his life expectancy. These hats wear that voice. LONG-SUFFERING FAN is the plain badge. DIE-HARD (EMPHASIS ON DIE) turns the fan's favorite adjective into a warning. MY DAD PASSED DOWN THE CURSE and I WAS BORN INTO IT IT'S TOO LATE TO SWITCH TEAMS carry the family inheritance, in a world where one lesson fans repeat is that you do not turn your back on your team however badly it plays. SPORTS-RELATED GENERATIONAL TRAUMA says it plainly. I STILL BELIEVE (UNFORTUNATELY) follows the hopeful fans who stay hooked on the chance of redemption, and THE COLLAPSE IS A TRADITION nods to Cubs heartbreaks like 1989, 1998 and 2003. EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN LOSING closes the set. No team names or logos appear anywhere, so it fits any team in any sport. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. MY DAD PASSED DOWN THE CURSE and DIE-HARD (EMPHASIS ON DIE) each come in two colorways.