Long Island Hats

Long Islanders carry the island with them. These Long Island hats are for the Lawn Guylander with the accent, the Strong Island pride and the grudge against the railroad, whether they still live in Nassau and Suffolk or moved south. New York counties lead migration into Southeast Florida, and Nassau and Suffolk are among the top Palm Beach origins, so the pride travels. The Long Island Expressway has been called the world's longest parking lot in print since at least 1963, and a 1968 New York Times citation goes back further still, so THE L.I.E. WORLD'S LONGEST PARKING LOT is the oldest joke here and a proven one. The LIRR gets its own line: riders spent years on the #WeDeserveBetter hashtag over delays, which is where THE LIRR AND I ARE NOT SPEAKING comes from. It is said that Long Island has more bagel shops than actual residents, and the bagel stance (they beat the city's) is a flag, not an argument. Long Island Iced Tea and Long Island Medium are the two names the rest of the country knows first. STRONG ISLAND and LAWN GUYLAND are the nicknames people actually say out loud. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, for a South Shore driveway or a Florida condo with the accent intact.