Locksmith Hats

Locksmithing is a trade of van call-outs and lockouts, and some of its best stories are about the locks winning. A locksmith made the news when his dog locked him out of his own van with his tools inside, and Edinburgh Timpson staff once locked themselves out of their shop, which a local paper headlined "So the locksmiths need a locksmith." Trade humor runs on customers who find their keys and never cancel the call, and on the DIY attempts a pro has to fix. Licensing varies by state: statewide locksmith licensing is commonly listed for about 13 states, so these hats stay with the work rather than any license. These locksmith hats use the legal burglar's voice. I'LL LET MYSELF IN, I DON'T NEED LUCK I HAVE PICKS and MY FAVORITE KIND OF CLICK already sell on Redbubble locksport caps, and IN MY HEAD I'M PICKING A LOCK echoes a lockpicking shirt phrase sold on eBay, so the proven lines are here. The rest are new: no door has told me no, the key is always under the mat, a burglar with a business card, and tools locked in the van. LOCKSMITH is the plain badge, and the two strongest proven lines each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for the locksmith on call, the locksport hobbyist, or anyone who has ever called a locksmith and wondered how they do it.