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Law School & Bar Exam Hats

Law school runs on a few shared experiences, and this collection stitches them onto a hat. Law Weekly's 1L survival guide says you will never forget your first cold call, that it will be painfully obvious when you didn't read, and that if all else fails, you should make a joke. The Rule Against Perpetuities is widely reported as the most-hated 1L doctrine, so notorious that a rumor persists that the lawyers who draft such clauses are immune from malpractice for botching it, and it has become a meme of its own. Then comes the bar. Test takers are described as likely putting in 400 or more hours of study, and bar prep is its own season of cold coffee, highlighters and a student loan balance that makes a fine motivational poster. Law students tweet about it constantly, from blacking out on cold calls to the claim that law school is the best excuse for skipping a social event. These law school hats cover both sides: bare LAW SCHOOL and 1L badges for the search box, and sentence designs for the reading nobody retained, the reasonable person who is never you, and the line every graduate gets to wear once the results come in. This is the training and licensing ordeal, distinct from Funny Lawyer Hats, which covers practising attorneys. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Give one to the 1L, the bar taker, or the new attorney.

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