Last-Minute Christmas Shopper Hats

Christmas Eve is a real shopping day. The National Retail Federation has found that about 7 percent of Americans say they will still be shopping on the 24th, and a Phoenix shopper told Fox 10 on the afternoon itself, "Every year on the 24th, I'm here." These hats are for that person, tradition over planning. LAST MINUTE SHOPPER and CHRISTMAS EVE SHOPPER are the plain badges. The sentence designs take the ritual seriously. Jalopnik's list of gas station gifts includes soda, a pack of cookies, wiper blades and a rechargeable screwdriver, which is where GAS STATION GIFTS ARE STILL GIFTS and WIPER BLADES ARE A STOCKING STUFFER come from. ABC News reports that most pharmacies close at 4pm on Christmas Eve, though hours vary by chain, so WHAT TIME DOES THE PHARMACY CLOSE ON CHRISTMAS EVE? is the question that matters. A Daily Hive columnist notes that when the mall closes on December 24 the result is productivity, and DECEMBER 24TH IS MY BLACK FRIDAY treats the day as the sport it is. CHRISTMAS EVE SHOPPERS UNION LOCAL 4:59 PM gives the crowd a charter, and I DO MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING ON THE WAY TO CHRISTMAS covers the shopper already in the car. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. GAS STATION GIFTS ARE STILL GIFTS and DECEMBER 24TH IS MY BLACK FRIDAY each come in two colorways. For the general put-it-off joke, see Procrastinator Hats; this page is the Christmas Eve crowd.