Junior Hats: Named After My Dad

Every namesake runs the same bits. On one forum thread, a commenter writes "Yep, I'm a Jr." and another has "not only the same name as my father, but also my grandfather. My dad's Jr., I'm III." A third adds that sharing a name makes mail and holiday get-togethers fun. The rules are looser than people think: Jr. is for being named directly after your father, II for an earlier relative such as a grandfather or uncle, and a third bearer is III even if a generation was skipped. Namesakes also collect nicknames. Chip is a guy named after his dad, Skip after his grandfather, and Trip after both. These Junior hats are for the one who answers when Mom yells. Two badges carry the searched terms, JUNIOR and THE THIRD, and the sentence designs cover the lifelong bits: the sequel that is better than the original, improving on the design, the which-one question, the name that two people answer to, parents who ran out of names, and a father's credit score that is not the wearer's. Name-suffix forums commonly report record mix-ups in mail, credit scores and background checks. SENIOR ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS is for Dad, and THE FOURTH is for the line whose parents committed to the bit. The credit-score and Mom-yells lines each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Give a matched pair to a father and son, or one to a new Jr.