Indecisive Hats

The line "I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure" is older than most people assume: Quote Investigator traced it to at least 1976, when it ran anonymously in the Manchester Evening News, and the attribution to a "Boscoe Pertwee" turned out to be a prank. It has been the standard self-own of the indecisive ever since, and a version sells on Walmart tees with more than 1,800 seller reviews. The habit has a modern face too. Streaming research says about 30% of viewers find that choosing what to watch often takes longer than watching it, and an earlier UserTesting study put the American total near 110 hours a year spent deciding. The restaurant version is just as familiar: say "anything is fine," then veto the first suggestion. These Indecisive hats are for the person who lives that loop. A bare INDECISIVE badge sits beside the classic quip, DEFINITELY MAYBE, a coin flip that goes to best of three, and a hat that admits it could not decide what to put on itself. Each one is a flag the wearer claims with a shrug, not a note aimed at anyone else. This is the choosing problem, not the 3am worry loop of Overthinker Hats. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the next group dinner, or hand it to the friend who still hasn't picked.