IBS & Gut Problems Hats

Irritable bowel syndrome is common enough to have a culture. A meta-analysis of 53 studies in 38 countries put its prevalence at 9.2% under the older Rome III criteria, against 3.8% under the newer Rome IV, and r/ibs alone has about 144,000 members swapping jokes about chasing toilets and planning around trigger foods. The humor comes from a specific life: being called a picky eater, hearing "I'm sure a little bit will be fine," and being told that food with no garlic or onions must be bland. This collection is that humor, pointed at the wearer's own gut and nobody else. The IBS badge is the plain head term. IBS: I BE SHITTIN' and ME AND MY IBS AGAINST THE WORLD are lines already sold on IBS shirts at Zazzle. GUT FEELINGS ARE USUALLY CRAMPS answers the meme that hears "always trust your gut" and asks whether you have met my gut. GOD KNEW I'D BE TOO POWERFUL WITHOUT IBS borrows a joke from r/ibs, IRRITABLE BOWEL IRRITABLE EVERYTHING ELSE lets the diagnosis take over the mood, and MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I'M BEING BRAVE is the tummy-ache meme as a brave face. AISLE SEAT OR I'M NOT GOING and I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY A SALAD cover travel and lunch. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and IBS: I BE SHITTIN' and AISLE SEAT OR I'M NOT GOING each come in a second colorway.