I Talk To Myself Hats

Talking to yourself is close to universal. One WebMD-cited poll figure has 96% of adults talking to themselves internally and 25% doing it out loud, and a University of Wisconsin-Madison psychologist, Gary Lupyan, found that speaking a target aloud helped people find objects faster, by roughly 50 to 100 milliseconds. The social etiquette is its own genre. A Straight Dope thread agrees it is fine as long as you don't argue with yourself, and a Woot commenter swears they never talk to themselves out loud: they whisper. The best-known version of the joke, "Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice," already sells on tees at Walmart and on a Zazzle hat. These self-talk hats are for the wearer who owns it. One badge, I TALK TO MYSELF, says it plainly. The sentence designs carry the bits: the expert advice line, ME, MYSELF AND I, the moment you realise the thought went out loud, a one-person audience with excellent ratings, a talker who also replies, a preference for talking to myself over talking to people, and an inner monologue that turned outer. The expert advice and audience designs each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one for your next solo drive, or give it to the person who answers themselves in the next room.