Hysterectomy Hats

About 20 million American women have had a hysterectomy, which the CDC counts among the most common major surgeries for women of reproductive age, and many of them cope the way this collection talks: with jokes. The HysterSisters forum has logged more than 1.78 million posts in one study, and the top reasons people post there are information, sharing experience and offering advice. Lena Dunham had hers at 31 after endometriosis, tattooed "#RIPJudy" on her ribs and marked the nine-month anniversary in public, which made naming and mourning a uterus a recognisable habit. The badges are plain: HYSTERECTOMY and UTERUS FREE, plus HYSTER SISTER for the forum's own name. FERAL & STERILE comes from the TeePublic hats that call it "wild & womb-free," and AUNT FLO NO MO is another proven seller on hat listings. The sentence designs keep the surgery on the wearer's side of the joke: I EVICTED MY UTERUS gives her the verb, UTERUS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER shrugs off the old tenant, and MY UTERUS HAD A CLOSING SALE EVERYTHING MUST GO treats the whole thing as a liquidation. TAMPON BUDGET REALLOCATED TO SNACKS and NO MORE PERIODS JUST EXCLAMATION POINTS finish with the practical upside. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. FERAL & STERILE and AUNT FLO NO MO each come in two colorways.