Horror Movie Fan Hats

Horror fans do not just watch the movies, they study them. They know the rules before the first scream: never split up, never go in the basement, never say "I'll be right back." They know the final girl is the one who survives, they have opinions about practical effects versus CGI, and they have picked the killer by minute ten. This collection puts that genre literacy on a hat. Two plain badges anchor the page. HORROR FAN is the head term, and FINAL GIRL claims the survivor's role from the slasher films. From there the lines are the jokes only the fans make. CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE COUNSELOR nods to the Friday the 13th summer camp. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE? is the question Scream turned into a phone call. I WOULD NEVER SPLIT UP IN A HORROR MOVIE and NOPE NOT GOING IN THE BASEMENT are the two most quoted survival rules. I ROOT FOR THE MONSTER, SLASHER FILM SCHOLAR and JUMP SCARES DON'T WORK ON ME are for the fan who has seen it all. Search for horror movie fan gear returns thousands of results, so the audience is large and year-round, with a spike every October. These hats avoid the true-crime and Halloween-decor jokes already in the catalogue and stay inside the genre itself. Every design is custom embroidered on a soft dad hat. NOPE NOT GOING IN THE BASEMENT and I WOULD NEVER SPLIT UP IN A HORROR MOVIE each get a second colorway.