Honey-Do List & Mr. Fix It Hats

The honey-do list has been a household institution a long time. One etymology blog traces the phrase to a 1950s comic strip and a job jar, with a honeydew melon pun hiding in the sound of it. Surveys quoted in local radio coverage have 87 percent of fathers calling themselves the family handyman and 95 percent keeping duct tape near the workbench, which is the confidence these hats are built on. Commentators who write about the list say it is rarely finished, and the hat says so too. The badges name the roles: HONEY-DO LIST and MR. FIX IT, the title that already sells on dad tees and trucker hats. The sentence designs carry the bit, which is confidence outrunning competence. I SAID I'LL FIX IT, NO NEED TO REMIND ME, EVERY SIX MONTHS and IF DAD CAN'T FIX IT, NOBODY CAN are lines that sell all over the market, set here as embroidered boasts. I HAVE A DEGREE FROM YOUTUBE UNIVERSITY uses the nickname CBS News and others use for learning DIY from video. WD-40 IS MY ENTIRE SKILL SET is accurate, since the can is a lubricant and water displacer. WHY CALL A GUY, I AM THE GUY and WD-40 each come in a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Buy one for yourself, or for the dad whose list is still waiting.