Homeschool Parent Hats

Homeschool families are a big, close community that has heard every outsider question and learned to joke about all of them. The famous one is socialization, and the family answer is a hat that says WEIRD AND UNSOCIALIZED with a straight face. This collection is written in that voice: the parent as principal, teacher and lunch lady all at once, recess whenever they say so, the school uniform that is pajamas, and a field trip that turns out to be Costco. It is a thin market with proven demand. Weird and Unsocialized Homeschool Mom or Dad is already a mug, I'm Sleeping With My Kids Teacher is already a homeschool dad shirt, and Homeschool Dad A.K.A. The Principal is already a hoodie, but we found no homeschool hats at all in our catalogue. The closest live pages are classroom-teacher memes and generic mom humor, which are a different job. Dad and mom jokes run on different tracks, so the collection carries a separate HOMESCHOOL MOM and HOMESCHOOL DAD badge, and the one dad line, the teacher joke, is the sort of thing a spouse who is also the teacher would let him wear. Plain badges set the search terms, the longer lines run in a serif or bold sans depending on how dry the joke is, and two of the strongest get a second colorway. Custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. A gift for co-op friends and the curriculum-planning season.