Hockey Mom & Hockey Dad Hats

Hockey parents have a reputation for the cold, the early ice and the bill. A Project Play survey puts ice hockey at about $2,583 a year per child, the most expensive youth sport, and a pwice.com guide prices house league at $800 to $2,500 a year and travel or select teams at $4,000 to $10,000. The rink is its own climate. One hockey-mom guide says you keep a coat, a blanket, gloves, a scarf and a toque in your car even during the summer, and that overcoming the cold is an endless fight. The identity is even a publishing genre: Bob McKenzie wrote Hockey Dad: True Confessions of a (Crazy) Hockey Parent, and Rich Cohen wrote Pee Wees: Confessions of a Hockey Parent. These hockey mom and hockey dad hats are for the people on the other side of the glass. The badges name the roles, including the goalie dad. Don't Puck With Me I'm A Hockey Mom is a pun already sold on tees, so it earns a second colorway here, along with the dad's line about renting frozen water by the hour. The rest cover the glass banging, the goalie mom who watches through her fingers, the cold that has lasted since September, and the parent who can tie skates in the dark. Funny Hockey Hats is for the players; this page is for their parents. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the rink, or give it as an end-of-season gift.