HOA Violation & Lawn Hats

2026 was the year the HOA finally caught some pushback. Florida's HB 1203, Arizona's HB 2185, Georgia's Property Owners' Bill of Rights, and new limits in Colorado and Texas on fining a homeowner for a brown lawn during a municipal watering restriction. It was also the year a clip of a man cited for a lawn that was too good ran up 3.3 million views — the stated violation being that he had maintained lawn quality beyond reasonable neighborhood expectations. The comedy of an HOA is that it is written in the voice of a government, about grass. So these are set that way, in PT Sans and PT Serif, plainly, like the letter itself. THE HOA SENT A LETTER. MY LAWN IS IN COMPLIANCE. APPROVED BY THE / ARCHITECTURAL COMMITTEE. And RUNNING FOR HOA BOARD / OUT OF SPITE, which is the most common platform in American local government. Eight designs on stone, white, khaki, cranberry, spruce, light blue, black and dark grey. Embroidered, $29.99. Mow in stripes anyway.