Great Pyrenees Hats

The Great Pyrenees was bred to guard livestock through the night and to make its own decisions while doing it, working without a human giving orders. That job description explains the whole breed: the barking once the sun goes down, the selective response to obedience commands, and the lap-dog confidence of a dog well over 100 pounds. Owners trade the same stories online, from the dog that can sleep through almost anything, including its own barking, to the heavy shedding with a full coat blow every spring and fall. One owner article suggests a second career crafting decorative dog hair sweaters. These Great Pyrenees hats are for that tribe. The badges cover GREAT PYRENEES, PYR MOM and PYR DAD, and the longer designs tell the breed's own jokes: the independent contractor who hears you and is not listening, the night shift the dog works so the owner does not have to, and the security company that patrols the yard, a phrase borrowed from a Great Pyrenees yard sign. I HEAR YOU I'M NOT LISTENING already sells on tees as a Great Pyrenees line, so it earns a second colorway here, along with the independent contractor. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one for your own Pyr, or give one to the person with white fur on every dark surface they own.