Godfather & Godmother Hats

Being asked to be someone's godfather or godmother is one of the few invitations people still answer with a gift. Hats for the role are a gifting ritual with almost no supply: marketplace shelves carry godfather and godmother shirts by the dozen, but nobody sells the hat you hand over at the christening. This collection is written for the people who said yes. Godfather and godmother are the words people actually type, so the two badges say exactly that, and FAIRY GODMOTHER is its own search, sold separately from the plain term. The jokes borrow from two places the role already sits in. One is the movie: every godfather is expected to quote it sooner or later, so there is an offer nobody can refuse, a friends-close-and-godkids-closer line, a family business of spoiling the kids, and a sequel. The other is the font itself, since godparents really do renounce Satan at the baptism, and a hat can say so on their behalf. The godmother lines run on a different joke, the job title as a divine appointment and as a polite way of being a bad influence. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. The two strongest lines each get a second colorway. Give one with the card that asks, or wear it to the ceremony.