Gift Wrapping Hats

Every family has a gift wrapper, and everyone knows which one. In a 2021 Slickdeals and OnePoll survey, 52 percent of U.S. consumers called wrapping the most dreaded part of the holidays, and 59 percent said they can tell what a present is, and who it is from, by the wrapping alone. GIFT WRAPPER is the plain badge for the person stuck with the job, and GANGSTA WRAPPER is the saturated Christmas shirt phrase, already printed on tees and sweatshirts at Walmart and eBay. The sentence designs speak for both camps. HOSPITAL CORNERS ON EVERY PRESENT names the classic envelope fold, borrowed from bed-making, while GIFT WRAPPING ONE PRESENT THREE ROLLS OF TAPE belongs to the other kind of wrapper. One Straight Dope poster wrote, "Everyone knows what gifts are from me because they're the ones that are messily rolled in newspaper and fastened with gaffer's tape," and EVERYONE KNOWS WHICH PRESENTS I WRAPPED takes the credit. GIFT BAGS COUNT AS WRAPPING answers a forum poster's "gift bags to the rescue!", and IT'S THE THOUGHT NOT THE WRAPPING is the honest plea. I WRAP PRESENTS RACCOON STYLE is the wearer's own invention, and I PRETEND I CAN'T WRAP PRESENTS IT'S WORKING borrows from the poster who convinced his wife he didn't know how. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. HOSPITAL CORNERS ON EVERY PRESENT and I WRAP PRESENTS RACCOON STYLE each come in two colorways.