Funny Woodworking Hats

Measure twice, cut once is the first rule of the woodshop, and every woodworker has at some point found the other way to do it. The forums trade the results: I cut it twice and it's still too short. There are no mistakes in woodworking until you run out of wood. These funny woodworking hats are for the person in the garage shop. The one who has cut a board twice and watched it get shorter both times. The one who walks through a furniture store saying I could build that, and could, for about twice the price, three weekends and a new router bit. And the one who still has all ten fingers after years at the table saw, and knocks on wood every time they mention it. They make good woodworking gifts and hold up as shop hats: embroidered, unstructured dad hats that keep the sawdust out of your hair and do not mind a little wood glue.