Sales Hats

Sales is one of the largest occupations in the country, the Bureau of Labor Statistics counts over 1.5 million wholesale and manufacturing sales reps alone, before the SDRs, BDRs and account executives working quota in every other industry. The job runs on a specific kind of swagger: Coffee Is For Closers is the line from Glengarry Glen Ross that outlived the movie, and this collection wears it as the title tile instead of hiding it in a footnote. These hats carry both halves of the rep's voice, the part that brags (I Could Sell Sand To The Desert, I Sold This Hat To Myself) and the part that confesses what the job actually feels like from the inside (My Pipeline Is Mostly Hope, My CRM Is A Crime Scene, Let Me Check With My Manager). Closer anchors the set as the plain badge every rep already answers to. Quota Crusher and It's End Of Quarter I Will Sell Anything carry the end-of-period adrenaline the whole org chart recognizes at kickoff and President's Club season, when sales teams buy and gift swag in bulk. Coffee Is For Closers and My CRM Is A Crime Scene, the two strongest lines, each get a second colorway. Pick the one that matches the mood of your pipeline this week.