Funny Powerlifting Hats

A powerlifting total is the sum of a lifter's best successful squat, bench press and deadlift, and it only counts if all three lifts land. Three judges score every attempt and two white lights make a good lift, which makes THREE WHITE LIGHTS the clean sweep. Squat depth is judged by eye, hip crease below the top of the knee, and the sumo-versus-conventional argument never ends: the sumo deadlift moves the bar roughly 20-25% less distance and is legal in every federation including the IPF, yet conventional pullers still call it cheating. These powerlifting hats are for the barbell-only lifter, and for the partner who has heard the total. Two badges name the sport and the big three. The sentence designs carry the brace that includes the gut, the sumo puller who sleeps fine, the conventional puller's retort, the one rep that has to be a big one, and the belt for every occasion. SHUT UP AND SQUAT is a phrase already sold on powerlifting hats and apparel, so it earns a second colorway. 1000 LB CLUB is the number that gyms and even Marine bases build their own clubs around. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the meet, or give one to the lifter whose family just says congratulations after a bad day on bench.