Funny Poker Hats

Poker has one rule that every player knows and nobody follows: nobody wants to hear your bad beat story. Nolan Dalla once offered to listen to one for a thousand dollars, cash, and five hundred more to shake his head at the right moments. The stories get told anyway, at every home game and every casino rail, because the river really did do that. These funny poker hats are for the people at that table. The one who has a bad beat story and will be telling it before the next hand is dealt. The one who has done the maths on poker being a zero-sum game and noticed, not for the first time, that their sum keeps coming out at zero. And the one who has never heard of tilt, and would like to raise. They make good poker gifts for the regular home game, the Friday night crew or the casino weekend, and they are embroidered, unstructured dad hats that pull down low when a poker face is not quite enough.