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Funny Pilot Hats

There is an old joke among pilots. How do you know if someone is a pilot? Don't worry, they will tell you. Pilots tell it about themselves, which is the best part, and then they go back to talking about airplanes. The rest of the hobby is just as recognisable. The hundred-dollar hamburger, which has not cost a hundred dollars in decades: flying to another airport for lunch because it is the best excuse to fly. The maxims every student pilot hears in the first week: aviate, navigate, communicate, and takeoffs are optional but landings are mandatory. And the cruel law of the airfield: the one perfect landing of the year happens with nobody on the ramp to see it. These funny pilot hats are for private pilots, student pilots, airline pilots on their day off and anyone who looks up at every plane that passes overhead. A good pilot gift for a first solo or a checkride. Embroidered, unstructured dad hats, made to order.

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