Funny Magician Hats

Magic runs on a vocabulary every stranger already holds: pick a card, nothing up my sleeve, abracadabra. These hats borrow it for the hobby magician, the birthday party regular and the relative who still does the coin trick. Two plain badges, MAGICIAN and BIRTHDAY PARTY MAGICIAN, carry the searched terms. ABRACADABRA, a word already sold on hats at TeePublic, is set in an arch like a poster header. The rest speak in a magician's own dry patter. A MAGICIAN NEVER REVEALS HIS SECRETS is the polite refusal to explain how an impressive thing was done, a saying documented in literary use since at least 2003, and it earns a second colorway. Magicians even keep ready-made joke books, such as Wolfgang Riebe's 100 Magician One-Liner Jokes and Harry Allen's Sleight of Mouth, and the lines here are in that spirit: a rabbit with an agent, which also gets a second colorway, a sleeve full of cards and debt, and PICK A CARD ANY CARD, the instruction every volunteer has heard. Magic: The Gathering Hats covers the card game; this page is about stage and close-up magic. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the party, the card table or the open mic, or give one to the friend who still carries a deck.