Funny Husband Hats

These are the hats a wife actually buys: for the anniversary, the Father's Day table, the birthday nobody else remembered to shop for. The voice throughout is the husband's own, cheerful and a little put-upon, the register that makes a gag gift land instead of sting. HUSBAND MATERIAL claims the identity as a compliment he's giving himself. DESIGNATED PURSE HOLDER and HUSBAND / I KILL SPIDERS AND OPEN JARS name the actual, unglamorous job description, the two duties every husband recognizes on sight. HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE is the oldest marriage proverb in the gift-shop aisle, worn here with full knowledge of how true it is. I DON'T NEED GOOGLE, MY WIFE KNOWS EVERYTHING and MY WIFE SAYS I NEVER LISTEN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT are the confessional bits, the husband narrating his own domestic standing with a straight face. HOT HUSBAND and HUSBAND, I'M HER PROBLEM NOW swing the other way, a flag of confidence rather than surrender. YES DEAR, HUSBAND OF THE YEAR closes the set the way most husband arguments actually end. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE and HUSBAND, I'M HER PROBLEM NOW, the two strongest lines, each get a second colorway. Buy the one that sounds most like him, or the one he'll deny sounds like him.