Funny Fencing Hats

Fencing is a sport where an argument is settled with a blade and then relitigated over right of way. In foil and sabre, the fencer who starts a valid attack holds priority and the opponent has to parry to take it back; in épée there is no right of way at all, and both fencers can score on the same exchange. Foil and sabre fencers wear a lame, the metallic overjacket that lets the scoring machine register a touch. Club blogs for new fencing parents cover the rest with a straight face, from footwork practised with a baguette left on the counter to gift guides every holiday season. Even the movies are in on it: Mandy Patinkin, Inigo Montoya himself, was named USA Fencing's first honorary team captain ahead of LA 2028. These funny fencing hats speak for the fencer and the fencing mom. Badges say FENCER, FENCING MOM, EN GARDE and TOUCHÉ, and the sentence designs carry the stabbing, the chess comparison, the sword in the sport and the right of way. FENCING MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND STAB THEM and LIKE CHESS BUT WITH PUNCTURE WOUNDS already sell as fencing hats, and each earns a second colorway here. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for the strip, or for the fencer on your gift list.