Funny Cycling Hats

Every cyclist can quote the rule. The correct number of bikes to own is n+1, where n is the number currently owned. There is a corollary about the number that would end the marriage, and most of the sport lives somewhere in the gap between them. These funny cycling hats are for the people in that gap. The one who knows, as a matter of settled law, that they need exactly one more bike than they have. The one whose car sleeps in the driveway because the bikes have the garage, and who considers that the correct arrangement. And the one who has explained at every family barbecue that the shaved legs are for aerodynamics, and who is not taking questions. They make good cycling gifts, and they are the hat for after the ride: embroidered, unstructured dad hats that cover helmet hair at the café, at the bike shop and in the car you drove there in.