Funny Chemistry Hats

Chemistry jokes run on a short list of puns, and every joke list prints the same ones. The American Chemistry Council's pun roundup carries "Don't trust atoms, they make up everything," and Fatherly and AOL carry it too. AOL's list adds the chemist who makes bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon. Walmart sellers print "I Lost An Electron Are You Positive," and TeePublic already sells a hat that reads "Once I told a chemistry joke, there was no reaction." These hats set those lines as badges. CHEMISTRY TEACHER and CHEMISTRY NERD are the plain ones, the words people type into a search box. NEVER TRUST AN ATOM, ALL THE GOOD CHEMISTRY JOKES ARGON and I ONCE TOLD A CHEMISTRY JOKE THERE WAS NO REACTION are the classics. I LOST AN ELECTRON I'M POSITIVE answers that tee's question in the first person. BOND. COVALENT BOND. borrows the spy's introduction, and I CAUGHT FEELINGS THEY WERE EXOTHERMIC turns a crush into heat released. JUST A CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOTHING SUSPICIOUS GOING ON is the Breaking Bad wink, for a teacher who has seen the Heisenberg tees at Hot Topic. MOLE DAY is October 23, observed from 6:02am to 6:02pm for Avogadro's number, 6.02 x 10^23. Maurice Oehler, a Wisconsin high-school chemistry teacher, started it in the early 1980s. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. NEVER TRUST AN ATOM and BOND. COVALENT BOND. each get a second colorway.