Funny Bourbon Hats

Bourbon people have their own language. There is the hunt for the allocated bottle, the lottery nobody wins and the store manager who might call. There is the bunker of backups nobody opens, the shelf that is definitely an investment, and the friend who finally says what everyone is thinking: open the damn bottle. And there are tasting notes, which run through caramel, vanilla and leather before arriving, every time, at oak. These funny bourbon hats are for the people who keep the shelf. Plain BOURBON in a collegiate arch, BOURBON NEAT for the order, BOURBON HUNTER, the bourbon trail and the Kentucky hug for the first warm sip, plus the old line about what goes in and what comes out. They make good gifts for a bourbon dad, a whiskey collector or whoever brings the good bottle to every party. Embroidered, unstructured dad hats with gold and old gold thread on the dark colours, made to order.