Funny Boating Hats

Every boat owner has heard it: the two happiest days in a boat owner's life are the day they buy the boat and the day they sell it. It has been in print since at least 1931, and it leaves out everything that happens in between — the repair bills, the winterizing, the ramp, and the long, sunny, completely irrational summers that make it all worth it. These funny boating hats are for the people living in between. The boat owner who is, at this moment, somewhere between those two days and has no plans to reach the second. The one who has never forgotten the drain plug twice, which every boater will understand. And the pontoon captain who is proud to be passed by every other boat on the lake, drink upright, music on, in no hurry at all. They make good boating gifts and real lake hats: embroidered, unstructured dad hats that keep the sun off on the water, from the launch ramp to the sandbar.