Funny Beanies

Jokes about your own life, embroidered across the cuff of a knit beanie: Out Of Office for the one who has mentally left the building, Sleep Enthusiast for the champion napper, Problem Solver for the person everyone calls first, I Am The Eldest Boy for the oldest sibling who never lets anyone forget it, Negroni Please for the one who already knows their order, and Retired for the one who finally gets to say it. Each beanie is made to order. Pick from twelve beanie colours, then the thread colour and the font, and the page shows it as you change it. Have a better joke? Open any beanie, type it in the Item text box and press Update, and it is embroidered exactly as you type it, so the line can be about them and nobody else. A funny beanie is an easy gift for a coworker leaving the office, a new retiree, a white elephant swap or a stocking, and every one costs $29.99.