Anesthesia & CRNA Hats

Anesthesia has an affectionate in-group language. Propofol is nicknamed "milk of amnesia", a play on milk of magnesia that nods to its milky look and the memory loss that follows. It works in about 40 seconds, and up to 50 million patients in the United States receive it each year. Anesthesiologists and nurse anesthetists spend their days making sure the patient sleeps through it and remembers none of it, which is why NOBODY REMEMBERS ME AND THAT'S THE POINT is such a natural fit. The counting-backwards ritual is a trade classic. Dr. Henry Jay Przybylo, author of Counting Backwards, reports that patients asked to count back from 100 never made it out of the 90s, and the practice began as curiosity about how fast induction works. Patients under anesthesia also say wonderful things when they wake, like one who apologized because she thought she was a shark, and the profession collects every one. These CRNA and anesthesiologist hats keep the two titles separate, because the physician and nurse anesthetist split is a real in-group sore spot. Two badges carry CRNA and ANESTHESIOLOGIST. The sentence designs cover the whole job: the milk of amnesia, putting anyone to sleep but yourself, loving people under general anesthesia, and looking bored because everything is fine. I LOVE PEOPLE UNDER GENERAL ANESTHESIA is already a proven seller on TeePublic. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Give one to the anesthesia provider on your list.