Funny Amputee Hats

Amputees have their own gallows humor, and the best of it is told by the amputee. Will Lautzenheiser answered a bystander with "Thanks. Cost me an arm and a leg!" and jokes that he never has to wash his hands after peeing. A support group called Stumps R Us has a founder who calls himself Chief Stump. Amplitude magazine keeps running pieces on the etiquette: the jokes work when the person with the limb loss tells them. The Amputee Coalition counted over 5.6 million people in the US living with limb loss or limb difference in 2024, and many already wear slogans like I'm Stumped. These funny amputee hats are written in that spirit, and only for the wearer. One badge says Amputee. The sentence designs include the idiom corrected to just the leg, a spare leg in the trunk, losing a leg in the divorce, and the offer of a hand the wearer doesn't have. Lack Toes Intolerant and the socks line come from a forum thread of jokes for a colleague's foot amputation. It Cost Me An Arm And A Leg and Lost My Leg In The Divorce earn second colorways. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, for the amputee with a sense of humor, or the family who buys it for them.