Fun Uncle (Funcle) Hats

Funcle is a proven gift word: a mash-up of fun and uncle that nieces, nephews and siblings buy for birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day week, when uncles get celebrated too. This collection is the English-language funcle market, a sibling to the Fun Aunt and Auntie page and distinct from the Spanish-language El Cool Tio designs. Two badges, FUNCLE and FUN UNCLE, carry the search terms. The sentence designs are about the uncle's real job description, which is fun without accountability: the uncle who taught the kids the bad words, the uncle with the fireworks, and the uncle whose answer to any problem is NOT DAD, NOT MY PROBLEM. UNCLE BY BLOOD, FUNCLE BY CHOICE gives the title to the family friend who earned it. THIRD-FAVORITE UNCLE is the joke told on himself, and FUNCLE RULES: THERE ARE NO RULES and ALL GAS NO BRAKES UNCLE are the house motto. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat in a mix of colors, from camo and khaki to navy and black. The two strongest lines, UNCLE BY BLOOD, FUNCLE BY CHOICE and THE UNCLE WHO TAUGHT THEM THE BAD WORDS, each get a second colorway. Give one to the uncle who shows up with the loud gift and leaves before bedtime.