Full Moon Shift Hats

Ask anyone who works nights and they will tell you the full moon is real. A Becker's Hospital Review report puts it at about 40 percent of ER physicians and nurses who regard full moon madness as a true phenomenon, and a 2008 survey by Sue Moore found that 65 percent of school and childcare staff believed full moons changed pupil behaviour. Studies keep finding no increase in calls for service, and the belief persists anyway. As one ER writer put it, the moon is "a large, inanimate object to blame for your woes." These full moon shift hats are for the people on the receiving end of that belief: nurses, teachers, dispatchers, police and anyone whose floor, classroom or call queue goes sideways when the moon is round. Three badges name the shift, the nurse and the teacher. The sentence designs carry the bit: a moon that owes overtime, call volume answered in one word, belief in both science and the full moon, and werewolves who have it easy next to someone working the night. The joke blames the moon, never the patients or the students. THE FULL MOON OWES ME OVERTIME and WEREWOLVES HAVE IT EASY each get a second colorway. Full moon shirts for teachers are already sold on Walmart, and no full moon hat turned up in search. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Give one to the nurse who braces every time the moon fills.