Favorite Child Hats

Every family keeps a running tally of who the favorite is, and nobody keeps it more carefully than the people who are sure it is them. This collection is for the sibling who has decided the question is settled. The badges say it plainly: FAVORITE CHILD, FAVORITE SON, FAVORITE DAUGHTER, the last arched across the crown like a pageant sash. The sentence designs build the case. MOM LIKES ME BEST is muttered in lowercase italic, as if it were common knowledge at the table. I'M NOT SAYING I'M THE FAVORITE BUT I'M THE FAVORITE denies the claim in its first two lines and confirms it in the third. FAVORITE CHILD AND IT'S NOT CLOSE states the margin, MOM TOLD ME IN CONFIDENCE cites a source nobody can check, and I CALL MY MOM BACK offers a phone call as the evidence. SELF-PROCLAIMED FAVORITE CHILD is honest about who awarded the title, and THE GOLDEN CHILD takes the family's sarcastic nickname and wears it sincerely. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat, and the two strongest lines each get a second colorway. Wear one to Thanksgiving, or give one to a sibling you would like to start an argument with.