Farmers Market Hats

The USDA directory lists 7,864 farmers markets, and every one of them has the same cast. Regulars give the vendors nicknames, the egg lady and the honey man among them, and one Reddit post asks the question the whole scene runs on: "Does anyone have an egg guy?" A viral post captures the weekly guilt: "I can't go to the farmers' market anymore because I buy something from everyone so no one gets hurt feelings." Reductress mocked the other side of the stall with a shopper who asks a vendor, "So you like, made this? With dirt?" Etsy already sells embroidered veggie hats for farmers market outings, so the wardrobe is a real thing. These farmers market hats are for the Saturday shoppers and the vendors who sell to them. FARMERS MARKET and EAT LOCAL are the badges. The sentence designs cover a Saturday that is non-negotiable, the egg guy and the honey lady, tomatoes that never come from a store, the early bird society, a tote bag full of kale and buying something from every vendor. The Saturday line and the egg guy line each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the stalls, or give one to the friend who already has an egg guy.