Fanny Pack Hats

The fanny pack has been laughed at and loved in the same decade. A Straight Dope forum thread asks when fanny packs became considered lame, and one answer is when only elderly people started wearing them, while moms and old ladies kept them for being practical. Then fashion came back around. Clare Vivier's Grande Fanny grew sales 83% in a year, with a 4,500-person waitlist, in September 2022, and one trend blog notes that an accessory once considered old-school has made a big comeback. The loyalists never left. WDWinfo's defense of the pack calls them the Fanny Pack Nation, proud and brave and unapologetic, and a dad on fatherhood.org praised his for keeping exactly what his active sons needed at his fingertips, hands-free. These fanny pack hats are for that Nation. The badges are FANNY PACK, FANNY PACK DAD and FANNY PACK NATION. The sentence designs cover the Band-Aid kept in the front pocket, the quartermaster of the snacks, the dark years, a made-up national association's theme park division, a pack with capacity: everything, a belt bag that is just a fanny pack with a markup, and a waist pun. FANNY PACK NATION and the dark-years line each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. A gift for the parent or traveler who always has the snacks and the Band-Aids.