Fan Sleeper & White Noise Hats

Sleeping with a fan is a bigger habit than it sounds. The Better Sleep Council's State of America's Sleep survey found that 27 percent of people who consider themselves excellent sleepers regularly sleep with a fan in the bedroom. One poster loves "a fan on full speed 10 inches from my face at night," another runs a giant fan on full "even in the freezing cold winter," and a third wrote that "the noise drowns everything else out and it helps me sleep." The habit is common enough that travel fans for sleeping are their own product category, with sleep.com praising the whir of a good one for providing exactly the right amount of white noise, and Which? tests fans for sleep with a decibel meter at low and high settings. These hats are for people who already know their setting. WHITE NOISE and FAN SLEEPER are the plain badges, and the longer designs cover the full ritual: one leg out of the blanket with the fan on high, a box fan running through a blizzard, a fan with its own passport, the panic of an unpacked travel fan, a sleep spec sheet that lists 64 degrees and a mandatory fan, and a bedroom that works as a wind tunnel. Two designs come in a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one, or give one to the person who has never switched it off.