Drag Racing Hats

Drag racing is a sport of one straight quarter mile and a lot of vocabulary. In bracket racing each driver posts a dial-in, the slower car gets a head start, and running quicker than your own prediction is a breakout that disqualifies you. A burnout is the tire spin in water that heats and cleans the tires, and the Christmas Tree is the electronic starting device between the lanes. On television, Discovery's Street Outlaws: No Prep Kings keeps street racing in front of a returning audience. These drag racing hats are written in that language. DRAG RACING, QUARTER MILE and BRACKET RACER are the badges, and the sentence designs carry the humor: no replacement for displacement, a burnout that is not burnout, wheelie bars and bad decisions, a favorite Christmas Tree found at the drag strip, and ten seconds of racing paid for with ten hours of towing. TURNING IS FOR NASCAR riffs on "If You Can Turn You're Not Going Fast Enough," a line already sold on tees and on CustomInk's racing slogan list, so the demand is proven, and it earns a second colorway here. This page is straight-line racing, a different thing from Dirt Track Racing Hats and NASCAR Fan Hats, which cover the oval. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Give one to the racer who trailers a car to the strip every weekend.