Donkey & Mini Donkey Hats

Donkeys carry a reputation for stubbornness, but sanctuary staff describe the same behavior as caution and self-preservation, the habit of an animal that thinks before it moves. Staff at Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue call donkeys like big dogs: curious animals that want to supervise whatever you are doing. Miniature donkeys have a fan base of their own. A 10-year-old mini named Popcorn went viral for not liking to be left behind when her owner goes out on trail rides, and New York City's health code bans all odd-toed ungulates, which includes miniature donkeys. Owners are used to explaining all of it. These donkey hats are for that owner. Two badges, DONKEY MOM and MINI DONKEY DAD, carry the searched terms. The sentence designs cover the ass puns that already sell on shirts, including HALF ASSIN' IT and BAD ASS, plus the veto power, the horse with boundaries, the best friend who isn't you, and the plain statement that you just really like donkeys. MINI DONKEY HALF ASSIN' IT and DONKEY: A HORSE WITH BOUNDARIES each get a second colorway. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for your own pasture, or give it to the friend whose donkey runs the place.