Dive Bar Regular Hats

The term dive bar dates to the 1800s, when these places sat below street level, and the people who keep them alive have not changed much. Guides to the genre say regulars are what make a dive, and that a true dive takes years to develop into its true self. The checklist is famously specific: a CD jukebox curated in 1998 and untouched since, a bar dog that belongs to nobody who works there, bathrooms that are 90% graffiti, and Cash Only as the official motto. One writer on the subject observed that nobody walks into one because they are feeling emotionally sound. These dive bar regular hats are for the customer on the stool, not the bartender behind the bar. Two badges name the place and the person. The sentence designs rate a bar by how sticky the floor is, hold the bathroom to a standard where clean is a warning sign, give the bar two stars and a whole heart, and admit the stool has taken the shape of its owner. Support your local dive bar already sells on hats and tees, and pride in low standards is the whole point. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to your own usual spot, or give one to the friend who has a tab there.