Decelerationist AI Hats

Somewhere on tech Twitter, a group of accelerationists decided the only way forward was to floor it -- "e/acc," step on the gas, build AGI yesterday. This collection is for everyone who looked at that plan and quietly reached for the brakes. The decelerationists. The doomers. Team Human. From the one-word flex of DECEL to the full-throated DECELERATIONIST, plus rallying cries like PAUSE AI, HIT THE BRAKES ON AI, and DONT BUILD AGI, these custom embroidered hats put the case for caution right on your head. Whether your p(doom) is politely elevated or you just think we should read the manual before summoning the machine god, there is a cap here for your priors. No fearmongering, no conspiracy -- just clean, wearable statements for people who believe AI safety is a feature, not a buzzkill. Pick your color, pick your conviction, and let the accelerationists wonder why you are so relaxed about the future.