Data Center Revolt Hats

Somewhere near you, a company wants to build a data center. It will be the size of several warehouses, it will run around the clock, and it will draw more electricity than the town it is named after. The people who live there found out from a rezoning notice. This is now one of the most reliable ways to fill a county meeting. Residents who have never agreed on anything turn up to the same hearing to say the same thing: not here, not at this price, and not while my power bill is going up to pay for it. They are not arguing about technology in the abstract. They are arguing about water tables, substations, night noise, and who is actually being asked to subsidize whom. These hats are for that fight. Every one of them says the quiet part in full — data center, electric bill, zoning application, public comment period — because the joke only lands if the subject is named. Some are aggrieved, some are pure bureaucratic deadpan, and one is just a bad pun. Wear the one that matches your last county meeting. Embroidered on structured cotton caps. $29.99, made to order.