Dance Floor & Party Dancer Hats

The guest who is first on the dance floor and last off it is a fixture of every wedding, reunion and holiday party. A WeddingWire forum thread puts the DJ's job plainly: every now and then people wander off the dance floor and the DJ has to bring them back, often with a group dance. The Cupid Shuffle is often requested at every wedding. One reader's conga line formed to "The Locomotion", and at another wedding a father and a flower girl attempted the iconic Dirty Dancing catch during the father-daughter dance. A bride's routine for 400 guests was covered by Today as a viral hit. Dance hats already sell. DANCE MACHINE dad hats are on Redbubble, and TeePublic carries dancer, disco and Dance Dad designs. A plain Dance Machine Hat already sells in the NicheMerch catalogue, so the badge is the sure thing and the jokes are the reason to look further. These dance floor hats go for the bit. The first guest on the floor, the hype man who keeps it full, the conga line that starts with the wearer, a trip off the floor only for the open bar, a worm that never left the repertoire, a dancer who will move to a microwave beep, and a dad whose dancing is banned in three states. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Wear one to the next wedding, or give it to the relative who is already on the floor.