Cussing & Swear Jar Hats

The swear jar is a household institution: a fine collected for every swear, in a term that dates to the 1980s. The joke that a swear jar could finance the space program has circulated on Twitter since 2012, and one student's roommates logged $157.50 in a 25-cent jar after 630 swears in three days. Science sides with the potty mouth too. A 2009 Keele University study found that swearing raised pain tolerance, and 2017 studies found that people who curse lied less and showed more integrity. These Cussing and Swear Jar hats are for the sweet-hearted, foul-mouthed type, the cussing mom or grandma included. Lines stay clean, DAMN at most, so the hat can be worn anywhere. A POTTY MOUTH badge names the type; the sentence designs cover the jar maths, the sailor idiom, enunciating profanity like a lady, and a verbal filter that never shipped. SWEARING HELPS already sells as a tee and a hat on Walmart, so it earns a second colorway here, and VERBAL FILTER NOT INCLUDED already sells as a tee. Every design is custom embroidered on an unstructured dad hat. Choose one for yourself, or give one to the person whose swear jar has its own budget.